Because I am a lazy college student who has historiographies, creative writing theses, and research papers upon research papers to write; a national poetry magazine to edit; a chapbook to publish; a boyfriend to entertain; a cat to raise; a home(Japan)sickness to remedy; and slowly-depreciating sanity to salvage, I would like to take this five-minute window of leisure in my life to thank those of you who continue to favorite, comment upon, and otherwise support my amateur work. I apologize for my continual neglect to personally thank you for it, which, given the time and frame of mind, I would prefer to do, and also for the ridiculous length of this sentence and the one preceding it. Obviously, I need to seriously reevaluate my life and ask myself if a BFA (from which I am a mere 3 months) is really, really worth all this misery.

Thank you.